Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

by Nothingbutknob April 22, 2016

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 August 17, 2017

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021

Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table April 05, 2016

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS

JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT

by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 03, 2023

Stump-burner

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from burning genital warts off her clitoris with a blunt

Remember Becky? I hear she’s a stump-burner now

by Summer&Batman July 02, 2021

stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin

Danielle is a stump eater.

by Mojo Inc August 04, 2007