scrumdidlyumptious

A word sometimes used to censor the word penis.

Also used when Dane Cook described the transvestite from Silence of the Lambs as having no "scrumdidlyumptious" in his CD "Harmful If Swallowed".

His pants fell down? Well, better not look at his scrumdidlyumptious!

by <-({ 'Peter Jakes '})-> April 26, 2006

Scrumble

A cross between a tickle & a hug. An affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the region of a friends torso (but not in inappropriate areas) often accompanied by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".

"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"

by Anna December 27, 2003

scrum

A game played in high school lunch rooms. The act of playing the game is called scrumming. It is usually played with a water bottle cap. It is bounced off the table and the players known as scrummers try to get the cap first. The word scrum also used to describe most things that happen during the game as well.

Jordan started the scrum. But Rodney stole the scrum from JT.

by scrummaster13 April 5, 2011

Strump

Strump: When your having your morning stretch, and a fart slips out (aka - trump, English slang for Fart)

This is very difficult to achieve. When you stretch, your body becomes tight,
making very hard to pass gas. Very skilled accomplishment.

Woman: Aaahhhh, that felt good
Man: Did you just... STRUMP?
(the man was amazed at her abilities)

by Nelson's December 10, 2008

scrumdidilyumptious

Something that is looking very juicy, tasty, yummy, plump, pleasent.. etc.

"Nem grew a very big smile after seen the very scrumdidilyumptious pile of steaming cock flopping around all over the place"

by :):) June 24, 2006

Struminskyj

Crazy People that drink alot, Might smoke alot, laugh alot, sing alot, and are generally happy.

House Partayy, must be the Struminskyj's ;) (Y)

by ChelseaStrum February 4, 2008

Gronald Strumpf

Gronald Strumpf is the president of the United States. He is easily characterized by his orange skin and ability to make half the country scream with one tweet.

With one tweet Gronald Strumpf can throw so much shit into the air, the media and left don't realize the other shit he's doing on the ground OR how orange he is!

by SlurpaDurpa August 9, 2020