spatch

when hitting a volleyball on full contact and the ball only moves at a slow speed

Dont spatch the volleyball!

by Pat Molsen #17 August 9, 2006

Stotch

A female who lacks knowledge of common sense. Spontanious outbursts relating to irrelavent topics. A physically, emotionally, or mentally impared woman.

Chicken Head dumbass blonde female Natalie, You're more of a stotch than Taylor is.

by Rez0nate August 23, 2004

Smotch

Smotch is really anything you want it to be, it has a million different possibilities

This party is smotchin!!

Smotch this!

by original thinker of smotch June 29, 2010

'spatch

Abbreviation for the acoustic rock/folk band, Dispatch.

Dispatch Fan 1: Dude, I'm listening to some 'spatch
Dispatch Fan 2: Dude, Dispatch is amazinggggggg.

by Lbro99 December 6, 2010

spatch cock

slap your cock so hard the spatch cocked almost pass out with pain

"anyway last night i spatch cocked her and then i had to take her to the hospital...she had 10 stitches"

by Omega Nova May 15, 2006

Sotch

An unpleasant, strange, or unwanted foreign substance. Can also be used as a verb- Sotches, sotching, sotched.

Ewww. The dog got sotch all over the floor. or, Gross! Your penis sotched on me!

by GingerC December 24, 2008

scotch call

Calling someone and then hanging up so you don't have to pay for the call and the person calls you back.

"I'm low on credit, let me make a scotch call, like the jew I am."

by setgab October 18, 2017