Sotch

(n.) One who accomplishes nothing throughout the day other than sitting on the couch, eat food, sleep, and other such redundant activities.

Sotch!!

by Dr.Claud Baulls July 7, 2010

SOTCh

The act of taking a "Shit on the Clock" when punched in and earning an hourly wage.

I was two hours into my produce shift at Wegmans when I took a 30 minute SOTCh.

by Harry Balczak November 1, 2005

Sotch

An unpleasant, strange, or unwanted foreign substance. Can also be used as a verb- Sotches, sotching, sotched.

Ewww. The dog got sotch all over the floor. or, Gross! Your penis sotched on me!

by GingerC December 24, 2008

Sotch

Better version of the word sausage.

That sotch was unreal! Gis more

by Kqeer September 20, 2018

Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

Sochanism

An intense feeling or emotion of care, love and affection for someone, irrespective of reciprocal demand.

I'm suffering from sochanism

by Nahcos October 25, 2022

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009