shitbaked

when you are so pissed of that you just feel absolutely shitbaked

Dude, last night my girlfriend pissed me off so much i shitbaked.

Dude 2, OMG! seriously

by dashstick July 4, 2009

Shitebats

Slang for getting wasted.

Here man, i'm fuckin shitebats!

by youwerethere August 27, 2009

shituate

to situate or organize one's things, stuff, or sh&%.

I needed a moment to get shituated.

Please wait, I have a lot to get shituated.

by temple13 November 8, 2009

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

shitata

Not an argument and not exactly neutral territory, a shitata is a phase of interaction where shit is flung but the friendship is not over. Going through some shit with someone, basically. Can involve more than 1 person: the shitata is usually a grander scale shit slinging fest between multiple people. Like a brouhaha, but more catty.

Billy told Mary that Jane said that Esther was a total slut and now Billy's in the doghouse because Jane is pissed that he told Mary anything about her opinions of Esther. Mary told Annie & this all got back to Esther, who isn't talking to Jane anymore. Pfft...what a huge shitata!

by thirteenmoons July 22, 2011

Shitrature

Magazines and other assorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. Typically read while dropping a deuce

"Do you want a copy of Fader?"
"What's that?"
"It's a music mag"
"Sure, I could use some more Shitrature".

by DigitalDistorted May 30, 2011

ShitWatch!

Formerly SW 2011 or Shitwatch 2011. An underground Facebook group which is dedicated to sharing their shit. Some upload pictures while others just name their turds after politicians or friends....
ShitWatch!

ShitWatch! ...
I just shit a brick ... (picture please)
Tadpole... fail! (little shit)
Hyperion Flush (out for recycling)
Long Beach roller... hear the splash, Drop Turd.
Had to Log out... in my pants (rush job)
Vienna Sausage and a corn kernel.. (fail)
McNuggets... Fail!
Bon Bons... by the bowl... (little balls of shit)

by cheapsuit December 26, 2011