Shituate

A poor town on the coast of Massachusetts where everyone is always drunk. Where all the fun people are from. Everybody makes fun of it but they secretly wish they lived there because it’s starting to get really rich and everybody there is a total alcoholic.

I’m from Shituate and i’m Proud of it! So you can suck on Marshvegas’s ding a ling you CoHo

by JUCRISPY May 28, 2018

Shituate

To Situate your ass on the toilet seat when getting ready to crap.

"Before I crap I always try to shituate myself"

by Mafew Mizzle May 4, 2008

shituate

to situate or organize one's things, stuff, or sh&%.

I needed a moment to get shituated.

Please wait, I have a lot to get shituated.

by temple13 November 8, 2009

Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

Scituate High School RI

The cheapest fucking school filled with people who think they're the shit. It's just great when your walking over the little connector when it's raining because you can get a really nice shower and nearly fall to your death from tripping over the buckets used to collect the rain water. Also there are occasional centipedes and other insects. You are either hot or cold in the building there is no in between. Also if the soap runs out in the bathroom there may not be any more in there for a week or more thanks to the janitors doing their job so well. Girls will literally give you the dirtiest looks in the hallways for no reason at all.

Scituate high school ri is a joke

by yelhsa17 February 3, 2017

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

by Randiforous April 1, 2011