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cristiano ronaldo

probably the hottest man a live and the biggest jerk in the world. He is a crybaby with a perfectly tan and ripped body. HE also is a very talented soccer player who has made the number 7 an awesome number!!! But everyone hates him and he needs to get over himself, except he is total sex bomb!
dude that guy is such a cristiano ronaldo
i know he is such a freak
by jen z October 31, 2009
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Ronald

An American. Someone who is from or resides in the USA.
A group of Ronalds invaded another poor country today. Gotta love those burger eating clowns
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A person with curly hair or an afro resembling Ronald McDonald's.
Did you get into a fight with your barber or something? You look like Ronald!
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Another term for Commiting Suicide.
Dont Ronald yourself or youll end up dead.
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Ronald Reagan

a sexual act where the man busts a nut on the female's face and keeps it there, allowing the cum to trickle down onto the floor.
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Cristiano Ronaldo

a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.
by xixirinha July 9, 2010
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