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knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
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knowtation

Connecting words and ideas in the text to the reader's own personal experiences and knowledge by writing notes in the margin of a text, or in the case of an e-reader, in a digital note.

Knowtation is a method of generative learning, or the process by which learning occurs through associating words in the text with prior experiences and knowledge.
Writing notes in the margin of a text is known generally as marginalia. Connecting these notes to your personal experiences and knowledge is knowtation.

Knowtation is conducive to digital text because of the ease of selecting and highlighting the text, and then typing a related note.
by A.J. Reid April 3, 2011
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Knowledgemosis

The ability to absorb knowledge by sleeping with a notebook on your face the night before an exam.
Dude, last night I fell asleep and I guess by knowledgemosis, I aced that exam!
by Dalek2011 September 28, 2011
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knowledgeable-ized

the state of having given oneself knowledge.
"I'm so impressed with how well you've knowledgeable-ized yourself on this subject!"

"Wow that chick was so knowledgeable-ized about football!"
"Yea that's SOOOO hot."
by Nikkilatopus July 1, 2012
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Knowticate

A verb that means to create a new word.
In class today, we had to knowticate in order to describe Walt Whitman's poetry
by Knowticate February 14, 2013
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knowtive

a motive purely for the purpose of knowing something
other forms:
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well, i have anterior knowtives to know what color Angelina Jolie's first bra was, i want to know the first bra color of every celebrity

He wanted me to look up something, but I didn't have a knowtive.
by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013
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knowtivated

being motivated to acquire pointless knowledge purely to know it
I am so knowtivated to google if googable is a word
by FRANKTHING August 30, 2013
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