Internet

the holy mother of all porn, stalkers, pervs, pedos games, ads, mmorpgs, nerds, big shots, Losers, chat rooms, THE MIGHTY GOOGLE, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, mini man-made black holes and the worst and most creepy things you will ever see.

I logged on to the internet and got mind raped.
I talked to my friend on the internet.
I played a game on the internet.

by A.Dark.Closet July 6, 2011

Internet Crusader

A person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.

Internet Crusader: "BRONIES ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THEY MUST ALL BE KILLED!"

Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"

Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"

by Verifirs March 13, 2014

Internet slut

A woman (or a man) who is sexually promiscuous by flirting and role-playing sexual situations with many strangers (or near strangers) online over the internet.

"That internet slut had cybersex with five different guys today."

"She (or he) is an internet slut because of all the role-playing sex she (or he) has had."

by Unspecified April 19, 2006

the internets

An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.

When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."

by Zachary A August 26, 2005

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 10, 2005

Mad On The Internet

When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.

People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.

by Fungusmonk July 25, 2011

internet sarcasm

1. Heavy handed, obvious.

2. Non-existent.

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.

by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009