Gronk

A nun who can't stay away from the cock. A slutty nun.

Person 1: he is a gronk.
Person 2: yeah he is a nun who really gets around.

by Rdzn September 4, 2020

grankle

When your grandma is in an intimate relationship with her large dog.

Your grandma is a grankle . STRAIGHT UP. NO CAP!

by woodman2020 November 25, 2020

Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

by The real Tyler James October 17, 2008

gronk

a turtle that falls of a table.

john " oh no, he fell of the table again."
megan " what a gronk"

by i am your super duper computer September 27, 2009

Gronk

To conquer or destroy a task or obstacle; to "beast it."
Coined by the tenacious play of Patriots' tight end Robert Gronkoski.

"Dude, today sucked but I gronked through it."

by hotmessinadress February 2, 2015

gronk

the last turn on a bolt or nut, so as to insure it will not come loose.

Noun: Okay, make sure you give those lug nuts a good gronk.

Verb: Gronk on those bolts so they don't vibrate loose.

by teacherdude32 August 4, 2009

Grunch

An act of excretion in which the fesis actually spray in a wide diameter.

I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.

by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005