Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.

Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!

by Pats Fans September 9, 2010

Gronked

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

Gronked

To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.

After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.

by el gronko December 19, 2011

Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

Gronked

When one is about to make a comeback or is in the process of doing so and fails.

Dude 1:Yo I'm going to do so well on this test I have a "D" average and I need to bring it up......(Gets an "F")...... Damnnnnn I Gronked that shit.

by Amish Mafia 666 March 13, 2013

Gronked

(verb)
To halt or be interrupted suddenly often in a negative way. Believed to be derived from the sound a mechanical device makes when gears cannot be moved, such as the noise a car makes when trying to drive a car set to Park.

"Yeah, so then my car broke down last night and I didn't end up getting home until about 2 in the morning, it really gronked my steeze for the past few days man"

by Zorpol_Marquis April 30, 2024

gronked

when something is very weird or out of the ordinary

why is this so gronked

by the most gronked January 28, 2025