front puddin’

An unpleasant vaginal discharge that resembles tapioca pudding.

Darling, you should visit your gynecologist as your underpants appear loaded with front puddin’.

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.

"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.

by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013

Front bumping

Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.

Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.

by paul8m3 July 10, 2015

front parts

Them titties girl

Show me your front parts, you know what time it is...

by Reachske May 25, 2016

the Western Front

a band of lycra or lace or something else which girls wear under their pants or jeans; bikini bottoms

The Western Front, as it was known amongst boys at his school, that tantalizing band of Lycra, or lace, which girls guarded with every ounce of energy.

by nebulari June 16, 2020

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

front row

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

by Bertrann July 3, 2018