Rinky-Dink

Name given to the style of music played by Jools "I love myself" Holland on his late-night show.

"Tune in same time next week for some more rinky-dinky entertainment!"

by Lewis1983 June 02, 2005

Touch Dinks

1. the act of touching one penis to another for fun and profit.

2.used to describe someone being an idiot.

3. Used to describe a woman who lusts for the genitals of men.

1. Hey guys, touch dinks?

2. Ya, he just won't stop touchin' dinks and stuff.

3. She wants to touch dinks with me.

by Came-one|AKS June 30, 2004

dink neck

this is the hair that is at the bottom of your neck that is not part of your scalp

man i got to shave my dink neck its popping out of my colllar

by douglasjason June 13, 2009

rinky dink

an abusive phrase usually associated with the 'Zelda' character Link..use to make him feel small, stupid and/or 'only a game'

"look at that gay rinky dink Link, his cel-da games are abooness"
meaning: those zelda games are heavy, especially the new one but that Link has short legs

by totally rotten May 25, 2003

Rinky Dink

Where you wrap your dick around your leg and touch it to your ass cheeck and jerk off into someones eye.

Steve: Yo Alex...how did your date go last night?

Alex: Well Steve it was pretty awesome, we played majhong and then went upstairs to kanoodle...I got out the ky jelly and fisted her like old yeller! Then we facefucked the cat and then blew my grandma!

Steve: Thats awesome, did you do the old rinky dink?

Alex: Why yes Steve...Yes I did

(High Five)

by Jizz Wacker July 23, 2009

Fat Dink

A really awesome song that everybody loves and sings in unison, all the time.

Yo man listen to this sweet Fat Dink

"Do the daaannnccee"
"Eat some aannnntttss"
"Put on a new pair a ppaaannnttsss"
"Joust wit a laaannncceee"
"Theres a 100% chhaaannnccee"
"That ima do a daaannncccee"
"Yaaaeeeeeeehhh"

by Mike Bruss January 08, 2008

Rink-a-dink

hinky

The man with the 45 holding a guy up with his head blown off and says "He fell" sounds rink-a-dink

by MotleyZZZolaaa July 08, 2011