Chapaple

When you slap somebody in the face with a penis

"yesterday my girlfriend made me mad, so I just gave her a chapaple"

by Mr. FernRod April 2, 2009

chapabeast

someone that is very beast at doing almost everything.

(A) : i beat LeBron James in a 1 on 1.
(B) : WOW! you are a chapabeast!

by BEASTYNESS UP THE BUTT May 22, 2010

Champalagne

Fake ass champange.

Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.

Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Betty: "Champalagne?"
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Tim: *sigh*

by The Revolution of Jesus January 14, 2011

capparooski

(N) a dosage of the indulgent liquid, GHB, served in a typical bottle cap.

Who wants a cap? I've got a nice sized capparooski riGht here!

by G-LOS April 7, 2011

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

champagged

The act of being sprayed by the contents of a champagne bottle under pressure either as the bottle is being uncorked or shaken.

Vince was soaked after being champagged by Joel on the beach.

by miguelito77 November 25, 2013