Beaneritis

A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to hop fences, you become addicted to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not showering and watching Spanish soap operas.

Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like mowing my neighbors lawn for $1, whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!

by SmokethatGreen March 4, 2009

beaner rag

what a mexican uses to jerk off into; specifically a tissue or a dirty condom found on the dirt.

tito gave me his used beaner rag for my turn at it.

by makjfadfha November 6, 2007

Beaver Diva

A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.

"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"

by Matt & Annie January 13, 2009

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

Beaver Sleepover

when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked

Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.

by Arad01234 March 4, 2011

Beaver Fluffin'

Is another term used for lesbian oral sex. When you use your tongue to fluff the carpet of your lesbian lovers beaver.

Celena to one of her friends at work..."Last night was so good, I can hardly walk today, Amanda has gotten so good at beaver fluffin', I never want her head out from my pussy."

by yolanda bang July 1, 2012

Beavertail boys

dynasty of Rhode Island gangs the Beavertail Boys represent beautiful Beavertail park and umpapado these three gangsters take on shwartz or any hard core mother fucker rivals include Kingston Kreeps Newport Nuisances favorite drink= dark and storms. Gnarliest gang in New England, Kingston Kreeps and Newport Nuisances beware.

Person 1: I will kill you and everything you represent!
Person 2: You just trash talked the beavertail boys? You better watch out.

by merri pom May 4, 2013