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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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Vas

A person who hates the UN and collects blue helmets for his future children to play
by Vastasa1235 April 18, 2023
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VA

If you're not in packing com or never heard of this clan you'd assume "Virginia" but no this packing clan. It has no definition the only thing they do is pack get bread and that's about it they're planning on getting widely known around packing com.

Guy 1: The owner of va named Byber is getting quite popular
Girl 2: Yeah I been seeing him in servers pressing niggas.
Guy 3: he loud asf too
Guy 1 and girl 2: One day he getting HOF
Jit 1: He my hero!
damn the va clan just knocked a aze nigga tooth out his mouth.
by VAFANBOY734232 April 25, 2023
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Va re va.

Used when someone can't do something easy.
Even little Alexandra finished it and you are still undone with it. Va re va.
by Aaksmik December 19, 2022
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Mae Vas-Fetigan

Mae is so so peng. She is clever and comes from a rich family. She has one sister that she loves. Mae is sensible but she makes risks. Mae is the greatest kisser ever.
Mae Vas-Fetigan Is a fit ting
by THAT GUY JENKINS November 3, 2019
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Ngun va

This girl is the meanest and nicest you’ll meet she is a good and bad friend she’s also the hottest girl ever
Guy 1: woah look it’s that girl ngun va she’s so hot I wish I could get with her
Guy 2: nah bro she’s bipolar and weird
by 16*29 November 21, 2021
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Solutia va rog

“Solutia va rog” it s a form of adressation, usually followed by a swear. It all started to romanian tv shows in romania and it s a funny thing.
“Doamna Mihăiță Boss, care este solutia va rog? ”
“Soluția e.. sa-mi iei coaielen gura:)))))))”
by Mihaita boss November 22, 2021
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