In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.
I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.
by scow buba March 22, 2009
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Also: tothiness, tothly
pronunciation: TOETH-ee, TOETH-ee-ness, TOETH-lee
Also: tothiness, tothly
pronunciation: TOETH-ee, TOETH-ee-ness, TOETH-lee
Eva: Dude, Andrew is so tothy!
Christina: You can't blame him. It's just how he is.
John: But Andrew's tothiness is so apparent, he must be aware of it!
Christina: You can't blame him. It's just how he is.
John: But Andrew's tothiness is so apparent, he must be aware of it!
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A greedy, slutty ho who chases after relatively low rent brothers who only have enough cash for a bit of bling and some decent rims.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
Check this out, Tyrone has been rolling with that trifling ass Gold Tooth Digger Yolanda. He been taking her to Burger King every damned night for a week!
by Money $hot December 2, 2010
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Get the toothbrush mug.Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
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Get the 'Tooth Fairy mug.when your testicles are impacted with such blunt force that they no longer retain shape; rather they have the viscosity of tooth paste.
the patient rode his mountain bike off such a high cliff that when the seat impacted his testicles the doctor had to diagnose him with toothpaste nuts
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