tonk

The sound made when an out of control mod is hit with a D cell maglite.

When is someone going to tonk Bk and the penguin.

by StayOutOfAZ February 25, 2005

tonka toy

Chevy truck that is lifted, custom exhaust, over 20" rims, and brightly colored.

I'm ridin' 'round the city in my new tonka toy.

by Average Bobby June 15, 2009

Thonk

A thicc ass cat with a small face

Look at that thonk he soo thicc and good

by Thonky boy June 30, 2019

Twonkie

one who gets wordtwonked/word

it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Tonky

Meaning the thing you sit on when you release a bowel movement or pee-TOILET

Also meaning when you are having a very comfortable shat(not shit)! (look up shat for better understanding)

"Everyone im about to get on the tonky and i dont want to be disturbed!"

"Dang Billy you been on the tonky for over an hour now, is it that good??"

by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

twonk

To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).

David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.

by dodfrig September 24, 2006