thanjs

Thanks in an olden language once known as linguage

Thanjs Li May

by thebox February 11, 2014

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"

by LordZalgo December 20, 2014

Thanksgiving pants

When you shit your pants after thanksgiving giving dinner

I think I have thanksgiving pants

by Bj.noggy February 15, 2017

Thanksgiving

In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.

Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?

Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.

No, way! That's what we're having tonight!

Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!

Oh my God so are mine!!!

Let's be best friends!

Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.

by BCB5 November 27, 2017

Thanos

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018