Spokesgoddess

more than just a spokesperson, the end all, be all, authoratative voice

She is Spokesgoddess for this product. I would only hire Spokesgoddess to voice my next project

by Spokesgoddess February 2, 2010

Stokey

The current state of being stoked when accomplishing an awesome or unreal task.

Dude! I just kicked your ass at beer pong. That is so stokey!

by thisiscoryhart August 23, 2012

Stoked

1. Australian slang term mostly used by young people doing extreme sports eg. Surfing describing to be excited or happy

Florian was stoked when he got barrelled at Kirra!

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

pull stones

Standing around doin nothin and tugging on your scrotum sack when there is work to be done.Dragging Balls

Guy 1: What do you do at work all day?
Guy 2: Nothin but pull stones

by rdbrooks March 7, 2008

Two stones to kill a bird

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

Curtain Stones

When you're on your period and your flaps ache and feel heavy.

Has anyone got a pain killer? I've got the worst Curtain Stones.

by MissyBBQ November 22, 2011

Rolling Stones Tour

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.

by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013