The best con man that ever lived. Created his own religion based on ideas he borrowed (stole) from an unpublished novel and the mason sect. Established a devoted flock of religious followers while remarkably continuing his snake oil ways until the day he was killed. The man is now a saint and founder of the Mormon church.
Ken Delay is a loser. He made lots of money, but got busted in his own lifetime and will always be a loser. Joseph Smith, however, created his own reality making the rules and then changing the rules to suit his mood. Joseph Smith is a saint.
by Fanny Alger September 3, 2005
Get the Joseph Smith mug.One who masters all characteristics and values of a sloth.
A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.
A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.
A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
Jones: Hey charlie do you remember that guy that hasent left his apartment for 5 years and then screamed for 2 hours at pedestrians that one day sloths will rule the world?
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.
Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.
Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
by Super Beast January 30, 2008
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A standard measurement of time, one slothin is equivalent to 36.4 seconds. This unit of time is used mostly with people who live along the North American east coast. A slothin is believed to be the amount of time it takes a South American three toed sloth to move 6 inches.
1.Sorry, im stuck in traffic, I'm going to be a few slothins late.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.
by Matty_Rays November 8, 2013
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Get the louis smith mug.The noun Sloth, now means to be awesome. Sloth's are mammals located in South America in the Peruvian areas.
Sloths are really cool, they spend their days sleeping and then eat, they sometimes sleep for 20 hours a day.
The word Sloth, coincides with the word awesome. As both mean the same.
Sloths are really cool, they spend their days sleeping and then eat, they sometimes sleep for 20 hours a day.
The word Sloth, coincides with the word awesome. As both mean the same.
1)
Rob: "Oh that is so cool!"
Emma: "Don't you mean that it's sloth?"
2)
Joe: "I really want to be a sloth!"
Mike: "You're already awesome man!"
Rob: "Oh that is so cool!"
Emma: "Don't you mean that it's sloth?"
2)
Joe: "I really want to be a sloth!"
Mike: "You're already awesome man!"
by Bert961 March 29, 2013
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Get the spencer smith mug.1. An entry on UrbanDictionary in which there are actually more people bitching about people misspelling the name Elliott Smith than there are entries of people misspelling his name.
2. A misspelling of the crazy talented and most unfortunately now deceased neufolk artist. Little needs to be said except that if you don't at least acknowledge the nassive amount of talent he has, you're a giant douchebag.
2. A misspelling of the crazy talented and most unfortunately now deceased neufolk artist. Little needs to be said except that if you don't at least acknowledge the nassive amount of talent he has, you're a giant douchebag.
by Nox Overstreet April 7, 2008
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