scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by bgates July 29, 2008

Shitter Spit

The upward projection of toilet chemical (usually blue) from a compressed air powered toilet flush. Usually found on the public restrooms of trains, buses, and other modes of public transportation.

Have an eye when you use the can in there - you'll get shitter spit on you if you don't step back when you flush.

by Engr Budgie March 7, 2011

Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

shitter's remorse

The feeling of remorse you feel after you think you finished taking a shit and you wipe and flush, and you realize you haven't finished.

As I stood up, a wave of shitter's remorse flushed over me as I realized - I hadn't finished.

by ass connoisseur January 10, 2014

Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

Shittered

Drunk; very drunk; the point of being so drunk you find yourself on the toilet "shitter" not knowing how or why you are there

Dude, I was so shittered last night

by Aidancook May 24, 2017

shitter clitter

Revision of Poopina

She wipes back to front now she has a shitter clitter.

by BrandolphBallhaira January 15, 2018