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dirty sanchez

Dirty Sanchez is taking ones penis after anal sex and going across the upper lip creating the mustache. Often confused with using ones finger which is a HITLER.
I pulled out and tried to go Ass-to-mouth she wasn't down for it so I gave her a dirty sanchez in stead.
by Magikpballa January 13, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez

When a man stickes his fingers in a woman's pussy and wipes it on her upper lip after sex.
Before I dumped the bitch, I gave her a dirty sanchez.
by Sarah the MILF July 15, 2008
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dirty sanchez

1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008
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dirty sanchez

Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache.
"That bitch got pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez"
by Tommy PWT October 27, 2006
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arabian sanchez

The act of draping your balls over someones eyes after having anal sex and wiping the shit from your dick onto their upper lip so as to produce an authentic looking mexican moustache.
guy 1 - So bro, do you think she likes you?

guy 2 - Like me? She must be in love with me. She let me give her the old arabian sanchez on our first date! There was shit all over her lip!
by leon(liam) and jordan March 13, 2009
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dirty sanchez

he passed out so i put my shit on his lip, you know a dirty sanchez.
by ass bag August 1, 2008
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Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
by jrh5356 April 22, 2005
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