scripted bitch

The scripted bitch never takes responsibility and always puts the blame on somebody else, usually someone who told them what to do or somebody who makes a great scapegoat. This is an accomplishment when one sets out to be as innocent as possible and succeeds in convincing themselves they are innocent when they are in fact NOT innocent and others are fully aware this is true. Without any recourse, however, these people are left with the option of talking behind this persons back, perhaps calling them names. But this is risky, because the scripted bitch is somehow able pull miraculous wool over the eyes of authority and peacekeepers. The scripted bitch is a center of controversy in social circles, offices, and churches- anywhere because people are this way sometimes.

I can't trust that guy. I don't know what he's thinking and people like him, even though he stabs everyone in da back, yo. He's a scripted bitch cuz he keeps gettin away with it. Sumppn's up.

by Bad Pit October 13, 2015

scriptingnubs

ScriptingNubs is a short cut for "Aye spread yo cheeks"

"Liam, ScriptingNubs"

by Bennydoes69 October 29, 2020

soul striptease

revealing ones problems like a game of striptease; revealing ones problems to gain trust particularly from women; playing on ones problems in an attempt to invoke sympathy from others and failing

A: I used to get bullied at school
B: oh right, how sad...
...
B: jesus, A is such a soul striptease
C: yeah, it's really pathetic

by Defaye October 27, 2011

mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Reverse striptease

A reverse striptrease is exactly what it sounds like, a person sensually getting dressed from practically nothing

Basically a striptease but in reverse.

Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well, got lucky and this morning I got a reverse striptease.

by AelaraTheGoo July 23, 2017

scrip

Typically a middle to upper class white male who has no actual street knowledge and adopts an accent and dialect he has heard only in music videos and other music media and proceeds to act like a gangster.
Esp. repping blue.

Origin: Script and Crip

"Those aren't Crips... This is Ontario. Those guys are just scrips. If they listened to country music, it wouldn't make them cowboys."

by The Jayson July 19, 2009

Scritchy

A term conceived in Appalachian Ohio as an alternative to the over-used adjective ghetto. Scritchy can mean something is of poor quality or uncertain integrity. It can also refer to a person of questionable trustworthiness or a person who is dirty.

Parkersburg is scritchy as shit.

by Erin Brunicardi's dad December 29, 2009