jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017

juicy scoop

Some specific information that happens to be particularly interesting.

We found some real juicy scoops when we researched about 9/11.

by Pen-man March 13, 2018

boob scoop

lifting your boob with your hands to make them look more perky.

the girls went to the bathroom to do a boob scoop.

by Alice shoreson January 25, 2019

Kook-scoop

Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.

Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!

by McSouthFl September 21, 2019

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

Kate Scoop

When your aunt gives you fucking heaps of salad when you only wanted a spoonful.

Damn man, I only wanted a bite and you gave me a Kate Scoop.

by Kim in May 16, 2021

Extra scoop of rice

A phrase coined by Rollo Tomassi to describe form of mate guarding wherein a woman will deliberately attempt to make her husband or significant other physically unattractive to other women, by giving him more food, unhealthy food, or convincing him that he doesn't need to maintain is physique.

I think my girl is trying to lock me down bro. She knows I hate to waste food but, i've noticed she's been feeding me more carbs lately, y'know that extra scoop of rice on my plate.

by Legat228888 July 31, 2022