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jessica simpson

One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.
Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.
by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005
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Simpsonology

The study of the cartoon show The Simpsons.
If I watch the Simpsons alot, therefor, I am studying it, which means I am studying Simpsonology
by Gary Gadsdon March 2, 2006
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jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.
by smashleeey March 9, 2008
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simpsons

A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.
Daaamn girr'l, you still watch that shit?
by Dan April 4, 2004
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Samson

He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.
¨i love samson.¨
by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019
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Samson

A boy who hates Shannon and wants people to stop shipping the two of them
by NotSamson June 30, 2021
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The Simpsons

A fuckin' classic TV show. Long-running from 80s and still running. Far better than Family Guy and American Dad.
You haven't seen a great animated comedy if you've never seen The Simpsons.
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
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