roflblastic

just about the fanciest and coolest way around to say "rofl" also known as the famous interweb acronym "rolling on the floor laughing"

person 1: oh mannn, a tampon commercial is on mah tv right now.

person 2: ROFLBLASTIC!

person 1: you're so fancy and cool just for saying that

person 2: i know

by jazzertonlolwhat July 3, 2008

ROFL-PANDA

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.

noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.

by dusted_one April 2, 2009

roflbaby

when two friends are rofling until the point of intoxication, and then decide to go at it, rolfing the whole way. nine months later, the roflbaby is born. usually grow up and linger in online chat rooms, blogs and speak fluent chatspeak.

Bobby: ROFLMAOPWNAGELOL
Daria: HAHAHLMAOLOLBBQROFLCOPTER
Bobby: damn, i feel high.
Daria: want to have sex?
Bobby: sure.

9 months later, they are in possession of a roflbaby.

by jude Polly Zephyr Wainwright January 1, 2010

roflmaoolocks

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
Out
Loud
Out of
Control
Krazy
Style

Did you see ND and C7 make out last night?

Yup roflmaoolocks!!!!

by NDlovesC7 March 31, 2004

ROFLMFAOSFHBYSF

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off So Fucking Hard Because Your So funny

Kristen: ROFLMFAOSFHBYSF
Me: ?
Kristen: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off So Fucking Hard Because Your So funny
Me: ...Oh

by pseudonym34346w54 September 10, 2010

ROFL Lobster

1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.

Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.

by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008

roflmobile

A 'pimped out' car that has been modified to many times and is now rofled (the action of rolling on the floor laughing) at wherever it goes.

1:hahaha, did you see that roflmobile escort with the £1000 woofers and home made spoiler?
2: Ya! i ROFLED

by richard cox April 24, 2007