When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.
You ask why.
He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.
He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.
He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.
You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.
You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.
You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.
by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020
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Get the Matt Rates mug.The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.
Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.
Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.
Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.
Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.
Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.
You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
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The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful
The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful
by FFB guy May 2, 2022
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Get the Grum Rate mug.Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
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