Camping Noob

A camping noob otherwise known as a camper is usually either new at the game or lacking greatly in skill. The Call of Duty franchise has many camping noobs that play the game. The camping noob will refer to the camping as strategy or tactical. Most often the camper will chose a weapon that takes no skill whatsoever such as an AA12 (Auto shotty) or an M16 with a noob tube. Camping noobs are at the bottom of the gaming ladder, clutch players at the top and everything else in the middle. Most camping noobs think they are good for god knows what reason.

Camping Noob-"You guys are horrible, running around like a chicken with your head cut off."

Clutch Player-"I guess thats why I went 64-12 and you went 5-0, get good scrub."

by Assopopalus June 19, 2010

bix nood

A meme that originated from a racist cartoon that depicted a black person speaking gibberish, represented as faux-English words. Two of the "words" that appeared, "bix nood," became popular among users of the site www.4chan.org's "/b/" (random) image board. As a result, bix nood came to mean anyone of African American persuasion, although it may also be used in conjunction with othe words to form a nonsensical catchphrase. It is often perceived as a racial slur due to its origins, although this is debatable seeing as the African American population (and population in general) is not familiar with this term.

My friend told me about a bix nood that took a bus to his house and smoked pot with him.

by Cody richeson April 30, 2006

noodling

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.

by MazurkaMatt June 18, 2006

Noodle Hour

That hour of the night or wee hours of the morning when all hope of concentration or productive/efficient activity is lost, and saying "Noodle" out loud results in fits of giggling and manical laughter.

Ernest: "NOOOOOOODLE!"
Cecilia: "No...it's too early..."
Ernest: "Teeheeheehee...heehee..."
Cecilia: "What? Noodle hour already?"

by Cecilia Walters January 23, 2010

Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

spaghetti noodle

nickname for your super tall and super skinny boyfriend.

a cute name for someone lanky or gumpy

"I like... really skinny guys, like super super skinny and tall - the more they look like gumpy, the better, like no body fat, no muscles, I just want to date a spaghetti noodle"

by finnmobile August 27, 2019

noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

by meme_mastah May 8, 2019