mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

mind spiders by LTL December 26, 2012

Mind Spooning 

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.

We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.

Mind Spooning by Puromycin May 2, 2013

mind-shitting 

An experience which leaves you utterly confused and freaked-out.

"That movie was mind-shitting!"

"Her answer to that essay question which was set, left everyone Mind-shitted."

mind-shitting by EarthNoodle June 8, 2014

Mind Rape 

Ones thoughts when one is sensible enough to not rape people but horny enough to get of to the thought of doing it to a hot individual.

"Damn, just the thought of those shortsmade me mind rape her"

Mind Rape by SweetDaddyJ April 11, 2016

Mind-shaft 

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

Mind-shaft by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

mind rape 

A mind rape is putting someone else in a mental state where they are uncomfortable, insecure, and helpless.

Boy 1: dude ur a bitch
Boy 2: well ill mind rape u
Boy 1: thats not even possible
Boy 2: well then ur stuck in an inescapable box so what-ch gina do bitch
Boy 1: IM not in a box
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box
Boy 1: no I'm not
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box
Boy 1: no I'm not
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box....

mind rape by Nickabooch May 24, 2017

Mind-Nutt 

Is used when describing a seriously hot chick in public, that you can't physically bust a nutt with but you can mentally.

"Bro did you just see that chick with the fat ass & big titties?"

"I straight mind-nutted, she thic as FUCK yo!"

Mind-Nutt by Dac27 June 20, 2017