Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy

I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple

by Pseudboi February 16, 2024

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matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.

- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.

by onirokitsch February 24, 2024

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Matrixa • MaTriX • matrixed • Matrix Revolutions • matriarchy • Matrix Reloaded • Matrixism • Matrix attack • Matrix Style • Matrika

Taken from the word matriarchy, a matriarchist is a person who blindly hates and is predjudice against men, with the goal of establishing a matriarchy. They generalize that woman are victims of men, and that all men are abusive and the cause of their problems. They enjoy belittling and demasculating men and often try to create opportunities to do so, especially online and as groups.

The matriarchist thinks all men are evil and enjoys teaming up with other matriarchists to harm them.

by Walterp1nkman March 27, 2024

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matrixtic

To describe one’s shortcomings; the quality or state of being flawed or lacking.

Don: “hey boss, what’s the deadline of this project?”

Boss: “I wouldn’t even worry about it. Word on the street is that is getting pushed back.”

Don: “wow how very matrixtic of them. I’m not surprised.”

by Laythepipe85 April 8, 2024

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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

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