Lootgician

A player who has a seemingly magical ability to find the best loot in a game, regardless of the odds.

"How did you get that legendary weapon? You must be a lootgician!"

by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Foogy Loot

A person or group of people that are goofy tools. Usually nerds, dweebs, misfits, etc....

Also a famous cocktail made with UV Blue Vodka,Stoli Raspberry, Lemonade and 7-up.

Look at those foogy loots over there! Whata bunch of TOOLS!

by Jordan and Colin September 18, 2006

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016