The Hidden Ball Trick

When you are with a female and you decide to stick your finger in her butt then sneakily put it in her unsuspecting mouth.

Bro, I met this girl at the club last night and we hooked up. About half way through I went crazy and pulled the hidden ball trick.

by Swagmasterflexington May 31, 2015

hideously unfunny

Something so not funny that it makes you mentally vomit. When these kind of unfunny moments come up in a croud of people then the person who says it gets it ripped.

-When the chicken crosses the ro....
(Interuption)
-hideously unfunny

by solomonf January 11, 2009

hide-and-go sex

Game where all players are in the nude and one hides. Whoever finds the hider first gets to have sex with them upon finding.

Where's Boberto?
Oh, he's getting slammed by Sheela. She won hide-and-go sex

by Capt.McSwagger January 22, 2015

The Hider

When a male hides his penis in his ball sack. Then the male will smack his stomach and his penis will pop out.

Step 1. Stretch your ball sack.
Step 2. Push your penis into your ball sack.
Step 3. Pull the ball sack over the penis until it is fully hidden.
Step 4. Find a person to show your new talent.
Step 5. Smack your stomach hard enough so your penis pops out.
You have successfully completed the hider, How do you feel?

by Rollin91s February 2, 2010

The clown that hides from gay people

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.

Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

by Daisy L. May 30, 2007

Hiddi

Something terrible. Possessing the quality of something bad.

I just got my arm amputated, hiddi!
Her new haircut is so hiddi!

by Michael Hernandez October 15, 2004