Zebu farmer 

An inveterate bullshitter.

Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.

Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.

Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.

Zebu farmer by Hieronymous October 12, 2009

young farmer 

A group of teenagers from an agricultural background who drink more than the average teens. Most common parties are held in a barn on one of their farms.

“Oh did you hear about that young farmer party?”
“Yeah heard they all got smashed in a barn”

young farmer by Farmergirlie123 May 5, 2018

Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

Pickle Farmer by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011

Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

Pig Farmer by Maven April 15, 2004

Chutney Farmer

A male homosexual - (Chiefly British, Slang, Derog.)

(Chutney being a deep brown vegetable pulp/preserve often served with salads and cold meats).

You can tell that geezer over there is a 'chutney farmer' by the way he walks!

Chutney Farmer by splatharri September 20, 2006

Cunt Farmer 

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.

man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.

Cunt Farmer by specksy November 28, 2010

friend farmer 

A person who just seems to collect friends, to the point that it's like she's farming them. (i.e. She has so many friends that they're just like possessions, or livestock, to her now.)

Jacqueline has so many friends, but she doesn't even really talk to half of them; it's so obvious she's just trying to be popular. What a friend farmer.

friend farmer by genevieve December 2, 2004