Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.

Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.

by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012

Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.

Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down

by IAMSPINTERCELLBTH March 13, 2013

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.

Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!

by That one person you might know June 14, 2015

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016