Dickbag

Condoms.

Before I smash this chick, I need to go to the store cause I’m out of dickbags

by EBreezie June 15, 2018

Dicktator

When you are smashing and the guy is into some heavy dominating shit - dictating to you for the entire duration.

Mathew : Put your hands flat
Em : Yes, Dicktator

by Annabelle the creepy doll June 15, 2018

Dicktating

Verb. Mansplaining back to men. Typically used in a male-dominated function or field, the retort would be as follows:

"I fully understand the concept. Dicktating this should be simple"

by Jennis TheMenace March 10, 2018

Dicktater

A long potato in which a hole has been cured lengthwise in order for a Male to place his penis in as a device for masturbation.

Dicktater is used for Male Masturbation.

by Lyn112085 October 13, 2018

Dicknature

When a man rolls over after sex and applies his wet penis onto the sheets, when he rolls back over he has left his DICKNATURE. Very similar to writing your signature, however with a wet dick.

After morning sex, my man rolled over for a 10 minute snooze before work. When he got up I noticed his dicknature was left behind...

by DBABY0802 October 26, 2018

dicktation

Verbally-created off-the-cuff word-compositions that the speaker would probably be perfectly capable of writing/typing up himself, but he's such a lazy dick that he gets his secretary to do it for him.

The reel-to-reel recording-system that the Watergate tapes came from was originally intended as a dicktation-aid, since ol' Tricky was too much of a puffed-up "dick" to bother jotting down his thoughts and memos on paper.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.

Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.

by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019