Urban Distraction

When you go to Urban Dictionary to look up a particular word or phrase, and get distracted by the Word of the Day and completely forget what you were going to look up.

I have no idea what the meaning of the word I was going to look up, but at least I know what a Street Creep is!

Damn, I got caught by another Urban Distraction.

by Jake the Ninja February 2, 2010

being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.

Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.

by Ballers desire May 4, 2014

Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010

Destription

A nick name for detention based on the stripping of students' undergarments.

Jasmine had a destription.

by detention03112010 October 30, 2010

dewstruction

When you drink so much Mountain Dew you have really bad diarrhea.

Damn dude, I regret drinking that two-liter of Mountain Dew, so much dewstruction.

by Sam96 January 18, 2015

Deserection

a deserection is when you get an erection when a girl named "desiree" looks at you

"today desiree looked at me, and i got a deserection"

by badgal123 June 9, 2017