A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.
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A hopefully unintentional display of buttcrack. See also "hillbilly cleavage" and "plumber's smile".
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Get the crabtacular mug.Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of crappiness, such that there is almost something spectacular about it. Also see: sucktastic, pukeriffic
Bobby: How do you like my Christmas
light display?
Christmas Light Display: *Bzzzt-crack*!
Johnny: It's craptacular.
light display?
Christmas Light Display: *Bzzzt-crack*!
Johnny: It's craptacular.
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completely un-fuckable, when your eyes catch sight of someone who's this, your penis/vagina literally turns itself inside out in sheer fear of having to touch them, you will physically not be able to have sex with them for yoru body will react violently and probably vomit, convulse, and bleed internally.
completely un-fuckable, when your eyes catch sight of someone who's this, your penis/vagina literally turns itself inside out in sheer fear of having to touch them, you will physically not be able to have sex with them for yoru body will react violently and probably vomit, convulse, and bleed internally.
D: Bruh, she's cralte, if u fuck her, you'll die
J: But im so fucking horny dude, i need some whore to vent it off
D:I DONT CARE, LOOK AT HER FACE, CRALTE AS SHIT!
J: well .. i don't want to die .. okay i'll head home and masturbate
she's cralte, also a toosy
J: But im so fucking horny dude, i need some whore to vent it off
D:I DONT CARE, LOOK AT HER FACE, CRALTE AS SHIT!
J: well .. i don't want to die .. okay i'll head home and masturbate
she's cralte, also a toosy
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