Mind Control Agency 

A indie band from Orange County, CA known for a Bass Heavy Electro-Punk way of making music. The lineup consist of Mister Skiddly as Vocalist/Frontman and Buzz Killington as Backing Vocalist/Producer

I just got tickets to go see Mind Control Agency tonight. Want to come with me.

Mind Control Agency by Stiffler1278 October 4, 2008

Birth Control Positive 

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.

person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

Birth Control Positive by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010

gun control 

Something stupid morons think will solve crime. Think guns cause crime, not criminals.

gun control by Piznimp October 21, 2003

Birth Control Hug

A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.

person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.

Birth Control Hug by i'mboredsoi'monurbdic August 14, 2009

Self Control Exercises 

For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.

Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.

Self Control Exercises by Jplague September 11, 2011

Flood-Control 

Evil monster that eats all posts.

I'm gonna strangle the flood-control.

Flood-Control by MonJoe May 14, 2003

gun control 

A misguided and foolish attempt to reduce crime statistics by limiting the numbers of or types of guns that citizens are allowed to own. The concept is fundamentally flawed because gun-related crimes are already illegal, therefore criminals could not be expected to comply with new gun laws when they don't comply with existing ones. Only law-abiding citizens could reasonably be expected to comply, which would not lower crime statistics, and would leave them defenseless against armed criminals.

It looks like gun control just backfired on me!! I just got robbed at the ATM by a guy who put a gun in my face. I used to carry a gun, but the government took it away after the gun ban was passed. Sadly now, the well-armed robbers all know we are easy prey and a great resource for quick cash.

gun control by whiteshark357 September 7, 2009