Betty Cocker

When you’re doing a chick from behind and shove her face in a cake(preferably chocolate) and she eats the cake while face shoved in, then jizz all over her cake ridden face.

My lady said she wanted dessert so I gave her a Betty Cocker.

by Nutso March 25, 2021

Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021

Harry Cocker

When you use your dick as a wand to cum into her mouth across the room.

I did Harry cocker with my bro the other day, he enjoyed it.

by Spook is fine June 21, 2021

Purple Cocker Spaniel

During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.

So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

skank cackle

The noise made by undesirable or worn out women when complaining.

The meth whore from down the street was on one today.....I could hear her skank cackle three blocks away.

by Vera Chainsaw August 12, 2021

Murray cocker

A man who statistically gets no bitches.

Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.

See that gay dropping shit history game over there ? He’s such a Murray cocker , he has no rizz

by ScatmanJohn June 18, 2022

Hobble-cocked

verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.

I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!

by BirdWithSuit October 20, 2022