Brown Derby 

When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.

Jimmy said he needed a new cap, so I gave him a Brown Derby!

Brown Derby by Jibba22 March 4, 2008

brown shirts

Soldiers in Hitler's storm trooper army, SA during the Nazi regime. They were called this because of the colored shirts they wore.
To call someone a brown shirt is to call them a Nazi soldier, usually hinting that they oppose human rights or freedom. This is a very serious insult, and in forums is used to Flame someone.
Hitler used many different forces to accomplish his goals when he rose to power. One of these forces were the SA, or Storm Troopers. The SA soldiers were called Brown Shirts.

The Brown Shirts will harass you if they hear you saying "that."

brown shirts by thefirebuilds December 17, 2008

Brown Pickle 

A Brown Pickle is when you shit in a pickle jar & put your Pecker inside for sexual Pleasure

Hunter told me last night he used a Brown Pickle.

Brown Pickle by Pound Street Boy 1 November 15, 2019

Brown University 

A member of the prestigious Ivy League and founded in 1764 as the seventh college in America and the third in New England, Brown is a university located in Providence, Rhode Island. Regarded as one of the most elite and selective colleges in the world by those in academia, Brown took the path less traveled in the design of its curriculum. Unlike Yale and Harvard, Brown has no core requirements, placing sole responsibility for an education in the hands of its students. Largely misunderstood by the masses because of its liberal philosophy, Brown continues to be the largest feeder into Harvard Law School behind Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Much to the chagrin of the public, Brown students do not typically misuse the Open Curriculum and are not tree-hugging, pot smoking hippies.

The valedictorian of our high school who scored a 1590 on the SAT I: Reasoning Test went to Brown.

Sarah, who graduated from Exeter Academy, chose Brown over Harvard and Yale.

The most elite students in the United States go to Brown.

John, who received a 1600 on his SAT, was rejected from Brown.

Brown University by Ivy League 1100 July 11, 2005

Brown Eyes 

A beautiful, gorgeous, exotic eye-color which is extremely appealing but also underappreicated because of how common it is. Brown eyes are dominate over all other eye colors, but they nonetheless make eyes look extremely dramatic especially when they are enormous and framed with long, thick, black lashes, which certainly makes up for their commonness. (Yes, that's a word now.)

She has large, exotic brown eyes that makes guys fall off their seats with one penetrating, sexy glare.

Brown Eyes by SCS91 July 11, 2006

brown air 

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

brown air by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

Brown Crown by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013