Scrotum boxing

When a girl is giving you a hand job and she is constantly punching your balls

Aden: "dude did you get with holly yesterday"
Marcus: "kind of but we went scrotum boxing man and it hurt"
Aden: "lol"

by RWizzleTypeShizzle August 4, 2008

but-boxed

Whilst having an argument with a person your opponent says the words "And no buts, or ifs", and you cannot show your point without saying these words, you have been but-boxed.

This either leads to pointless arguments or the ending of one, where the but-boxed person admits defeat.

"Tell me did you sleep with Sarah"
"Yeah but.."
"No ifs or buts"
"I just got but-boxed"

by denman95 January 31, 2009

Chicago Boxing

Chicago Boxing is an act where one person restrains another person from behind by holding the arms of the aforementioned person while a third person punches or slaps the restrained person. Specifically, where the restrained person is a female and her breasts are slapped or lightly boxed.

Stacy thought it was funny when she hit Todd in the balls, but when Todd and Steve started Chicago Boxing her she quit laughing really quickly.

by SuperFrostedButts June 10, 2011

Boxing Day

Originating in the United Kingdom and spreading through the commonwealth countries, Boxing Day is a holiday that extends all the way from the Medieval period when the Lord's serfs were still barred from partaking in the royal Christmas festivities. While Christmas Day is usually spent with family members and often is a very spiritually centered and wholesome time, Boxing Day is the more secularly celebratory day of the Holiday season wherein celebrators gather with their close friends (and perhaps some lingering family members) and get hammered in the spirit of Christmas. So hammered that several drunken boxing fights are known to break out between friends and family members, people whom wouldn't usually be partaking in drunken boxing let alone the act of getting wasted together.

"Man, it's Boxing Day! Let's go out and get schlammered in the spirit of Christmas!"

"Dude... I just celebrated Boxing Day yesterday, I never thought I would get wasted in front of my Grandma..."

by James Jamesson December 25, 2009

boxer bowling

When a dude that wears boxers adjusts his drooping junk due to the nature of boxers verses whitey tighties causing the effect called “taffy pull bull”

Minnow was “Boxer Bowling” after he left the dance floor!

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

jack in the boxers

When a guy's erection protrudes through the fly of his boxers

His jack in the boxers was pretty obvious when the hot chic walked by.

by Byoqi December 26, 2007

boxers

things mostly guys wear under their pants

I was watching porn and I felt my penis getting hard. i couldn't stop so i unzipped my pants and pulled down my boxers. and started to go up and down on my worm cock until my dad walked in and i put my boxers over my throbbing boner. The satin on my penis made it more and more excited my penis couldn't take it and the next second i drop the biggest load ever and saw as dripps of white creamy cum soaked my boxers and the snoopy cartoon got a nice drink of warm milk.

by thisiswhathappens May 15, 2011