barney

Cannabis.

"dude, i'm picking up a some barney this weekend."
"awesome, we're gonna get baked"

by clicker_spock February 11, 2010

barnes and unstable

The Place You Go To Publish A Story That You Made That You Made That Seems Unstably Crazed.

Son: MOM! I'M GOING TO BARNES AND UNSTABLE!
Mom: Oh God. What Did He Publish This Time...

by UnstableLudlow February 6, 2018

Barney

Barney is the best name ever.
If u know someone called barney they are from heaven.

Barney: hey

Random guy: (starts bowing to him)

by @barneylovesmemes May 29, 2018

Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.

I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.

by jem1847 April 18, 2016

BarneyHunter12

Barney is a youtuber with about 10k subscribers on youtube. He is awesome. He trolls Roblox games that normally have abusive staff members. Sometimes he exposes people too hard but overall he is a great dude

Barneyhunter12 is so funny!

by hiIamaGirlPleaseacceptthis1 March 11, 2020

barney

Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.

Stinkin' barneys are at it again, hacking our bases. I hate those spammers.

by Pac July 2, 2004

Barney Fife

To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.

Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"

by Joe Fink December 31, 2007