Absolutly

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023

absolecent

Absolecent, a synonym for absolete.

You absolecent moron.

by Morris Thaligham. April 4, 2023

Absolute cunt

A person who acts like Jim

That guy is an absolute cunt

by Dike1 April 25, 2023

Absolute True Agony

When you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is NOT espuma

Im His name is Baba Booey

Absolute True Agony

by Gbungper August 18, 2023

Absobloominlutely

It's an exaggerated form of traditional adverb "absolutely," wherein "bloomin(g)" is an expletive or meaningless phrase, and doesn't change the meaning of the original word 'absolutely'. However, no recognized dictionaries have this word so far.

Can you learn swimming without water? Absobloominlutely not!

by typical Indian September 29, 2023

slaying absolute penis

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

by percyption April 18, 2023

ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.

Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickythepain May 25, 2018