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dick-dependent 

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.
"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"
Related Words

dick hype 

one with a unrelenting craving for dick
when a chicken head searches 24 hours a day 7 days a week for dick aka dick hype
dick hype by dong sterling August 19, 2007

dick-addled 

1. signifies the state of a man when he is distracted by an object of sexual attraction.

2. the word is also used to describe men in general. Testosterone tends to dull things like morals and values. The truly dick-addled male changes these depending upon the needs of his dick. The only cure for this is death by syphilis, which, coincidentally is how many dick addled men expire.
Sorry sweety, Daddy's a bit dick-addled these days, go watch some tv, or play in the trailer park.
dick-addled by Ney Tene January 17, 2008

dick binder 

A medieval torture devise used for the punishment of men guilty of committing adultery.

The term is now more modernly used to describe an uncomfortable often painful situation.
When his girlfriend walked in on him with his new boyfriend, Chase was in a real dick binder.
dick binder by Oscar Oscar May 30, 2008

dick gnat 

An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.
Man, that girl is at every single one of our shows. She is such a dick gnat!
dick gnat by JC95 September 28, 2008

dick leakage 

(n.) the white, sticky substance that drips from the tip of an unerect penis, shortly after a quickie. (Spoolage)
S: "Whats the wet mark on your shorts dude?"
C: "Sorry dude, I just had a quickie with J and that's my dick leakage."
dick leakage by CerSer September 30, 2008