working on the keys

When a girl sticks her hand down a guys pants and starts to give him a hand job as they sit side by side with her dominant hand. May look like she's shuffling around in his pocket for keys but requires hand on penis contact. Usually, the guy is not expecting it. May be done at dinner table, meetings and other events where people are present.

If she can finish before the meeting, dinner or program she is considered a Key Master.

Guy 1: Sitting at the meeting, she started working on the keys with everyone right there!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I fucking let her finish- that's what I did.

by DreamBiggest October 16, 2017

Wooking Stick

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.

That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets

by Redkamel August 19, 2018

working class prostitute

a gutter rat. a pussy ass bitch. someone with no class whatsoever.

Meredith is such a working class prostitute

by thebeltisuglyclaude September 17, 2019

woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"

She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"

by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020

working closely

A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."

FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.

by whitekarp December 23, 2020

working the tip

When A woman works the tip of your dick

I'll be working the tip tonight darlling

by Iwntpussie March 4, 2021