There's no "I" in "Team"

It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On.....

Speaker: There's no "I" in "team".

Student: You're right, but there is a "U" in CUNT.

by SectionStar September 10, 2009

Skeeter's Theorem

A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.

I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!

by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009

there's your boyfriend

The phrase said to your best friend when you see an exceptionally attractive or exceptionally unattractive man. It is usually said in a hushed tone and with a head nod.

(creepy old guy walks past)
Me: Hey... tybf.
You: Huh?
Me: There's your boyfriend.

by spiffalicious December 6, 2011

just throwing it out there

Used in a conversation, when you want to indicate that the previous statement you made doesn't actually matter and that the listener can feel free to ignore the previous statement.

Also, if you use the word "this" instead of "that", then it could be used to preface the irrelevant claim you're about to assert.

"Just saying" is a synonym phrase of the same meaning.

Margaret: Which of those two women over there is your boss?

Julie: The one in the pink dress.

Steve: She's really hot! (Margaret and Julie turn to stare at him.) What? I'm just throwing it out there.

by luvtheheaven October 27, 2009

if there's a pink, there's a way

this is what your officemates says when they are not in the right state of mind, and just think about pink..

officemate 1: i'm looking for a pink tumbler, but i can't find one..

officemate 2: no worries, if there's a pink, there's a way..

by chi joy babz rain pat April 28, 2011

Ralph Thoresby School

Ralph Thoresby School is a shit school that has bitches and snakes. It's in Leeds and is shit! All the teachers are bastards! Never go to that school cause u will actually hate it.

Ralph Thoresby School definition: A shit school in Leeds with chavs
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"

by River.07 October 19, 2019

Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011