Choke n' Stroke

is when someone dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation

"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"

by StunningLD January 10, 2013

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

ball stroke

when you balls get uncontrollaby itchy

guy 1. dude why do u keep scratching your balls.
guy 2. cuz i have major ball stroke.

by zuneman14 October 10, 2009

overplay your stroke

A potentially painful action that arises when a man forgets that he only has a short penis. Sometimes the recipient is the one who overplays the stroke due to over zealousness.

"Are you okay, Harvey? Did you overplay your stroke? It looks like your penis is broken!"

by 556fmj April 6, 2008

Death Stroke

Is the switch of hands during male masturbation.

Death Stroke is when a man is jacking off with one hand and right before he is about to climax... he switches hands quickly for a strong finish! LOL

by Pussypleaser April 22, 2010

long stroke

A complicated caress across the penis, thigh, and anus then passing over the butt cheeks

"Rekers liked to be rubbed down there, with the 'long stroke'." said Rent Boy Lucien.

by Honestyisthebest Policy May 6, 2010

Stroke your Tongue

When you run your index finger over your lovers tongue in a sexual way during foreplay or ask the question "Can I stroke your tongue?"...

Jack to Laura "Ey Up Love, Can I stroke your tongue?"...

by DJ_SIO July 9, 2011