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sex

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
TRUE STORY::::


It was the night for me to meet 'his' parents. Ohh Shit. He is fucking british, they are so proper. So of course i spent 1851617572751735y55714657 hours on looks, and we got there. i could tell they didnt like me. they can fucking suck micheal jacksons DIICKK! for all i care. so i excused my self from the table to use the ladies room and i found the help some guy, who had some sexxy ass looks, and he was cleaning the bathroom so i closed the door with us both in, and he fucked me all over that bathroom, and he wouldnt stop, even when i asked him to please stop. we had all kinds of sex in that bathroom. it was hoot and sweaty. so he turned the shower on cold and shoved me in. my breats got hard, and i was freezing. he shoved his BIIIG penis into my mouth, it tasted soooo good. but he kept shoving, too hard now. i was begging him to stop. (i am preety sure he was a sex addict or sex slave or just plain messed up) he fingered my cunt. now we were on the toilet him on bottom and i was riding him, it was so hoot, but so wrong. he finally stopped, i cleaned up and he promised me we would do it again sometime :/


a few weeks later i saw him at the country club.. was he following me, i dont know? but we went to a room.. and again. I just wanted a quick one, get in get out syle, ya know? but he locked the door, he had a videocamera. he turned it on. he stared with shoving my mouth onto his lushis penis and shoving his tongue into my pussy. by then cum was litterally shooting everywhere. anal sex now. she shoved that dick into me so hard, i started to cry. the video thing go this all on tape. and when we went to the bathroom, yes the bathroom, he brought it with us. he had it in his hand and with it he examined my entire body. opened my vagina wide and let it look inside. i felt violated now. i tried to leave but he threw me into the shower. got in and bit my nipples. he was shoving his dick into my vagina. and then into my mouth. it went to the back of my throat, i was choking. he had hand cuffs, and not the furry pink ones either. he tightened them around my wrist and to the shower curtain bar thing. there i was hanging him just touching me, fucking me, this was sex.

this was repeated about 4 more times.. no enjoyment ever came out of it after the seond time.

lesson: sex is good but it goes to far.

and as for my boyfriend.. well now he is my husband. and he has NOO idea what happened. so shhh.
by Sexual_Victim. January 19, 2009
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sex

The act of extreme pleasure. Where a man inserts his long hard cock into a woman's tight wet pussy and commences to thrust deeper and deeper, while the woman hips into every thrust. He flips her over, ramming his cock into her wet pussy , pulling her hair, and biting her neck ...while she screams with pleasure and thrusts with her hips into every movement... until they reach climax...then break, smoke, roll over and gnite or get out.
"My husband and I had amazing sex last night. I think he dislocated my huhu."

OR

"I had too much sex last night my cock is raw."

- If you aint gettin any and if the sex you are having is bad ...that's on you. Step up and do something bout it. Dont just lay there lazyass. Applies to men and women.

~*Also If it doesnt feel totally awesome...clue..your doing it wrong fucktard!
by AngelEyz M July 20, 2009
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sex

Dickin' around in the underground. Can be done male on female, male on male, etc.
Whit: Hey Clayton, do you wanna have some sex?
Clayton: Why sure! I love to dick around in the underground!
by Tyrone McBlack April 16, 2009
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sex

something you're not supposed to have until you're at least sixteen or people will judge you HARSHLY.
Something when a man sticks his you-know-what into a girl's you-know-where.
Can also be:
Man on man(anal)
gal on gal(oral, or something)
gal, gal and man(BJs, eating out and fucking)
man, man and gal(anal, vaginal and oral)
orgy(penises and vags everywhere going into or being fucked by almost anything)
usually embellished by blowjobs, boob sucking/licking/fondling, licking vag, kissing and more
remember, always use a condom if your a boy! you don't want to get STDs or get her pregnant
I kiss you softly.
You grab my waist and kiss me bac.
We begin frenching, you fondle my boobs through my shirt.
You gently toss me onto the bed, and begin to take off your shirt.
You get on top of me, and rip my shirt off, while I remove your pants and boxers.
I gasp, your dick is BIG. You take off my pants and underwear, fingering my vagina.
You slowly remove my bra, exposing my double c boobs.
I grab your penis and give you the best blowjob EVER.
You lick my vagina, while I moan and shout your name.
I let you get on top, and you slide your dick in and out, again, while you massage and lick my boobs.
I scream in pleasure while I have my first orgasm of the night, then we switch, and I ride you, my tits bouncing up and down, then I orgasm again and you get on top again.
After all kinds of sex, we settle down and you fondle my boobs while we make out
by meandmypervertedmind January 15, 2011
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sex

I had finshed cooking when my boyfriend took me right.He carried me to the bed and i rip his clothes off.I took charge and mounted him.I Used my hips and moved ina circular motion .Then i bent backwards and felt his cock inside me more.after hours of that he went to work and i was happy.That was the best sex i had ever had
by bloody vampire May 11, 2007
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sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.
SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)
by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006
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sex

What your parents did and later regretted to create you.
Your Mom: Damn, I wish I practiced abstinence.
Your Dad: Damn, I wish I used a condom.

Imagine your mom and dad having freaky sex as old people.
by Tony Huynh April 14, 2008
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