Mong

Mong is when you are completely zoned out and can't hear anyone and look like you are focusing heavily on your own thought

Look at Jamie rudman he is monging out like mad

by Coresdaman123456789 July 30, 2022

Mong

Libby Phillips

What an absolute mong!

by UVGaming January 20, 2022

Mong

A person belong to/from the Mongdem

We are the greatest mongs!

by Alexander - author February 12, 2022

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

by KGBsc June 18, 2022

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative

"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"

by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023

Mong

a retard also known as ruby lister

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!

by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020